Oblivion Best Two Handed Sword

Okay, let's talk Oblivion. Forget magic for a second. Set aside those sneaky stealth archers. We need to discuss the best two-handed sword. And trust me, my opinion might ruffle some feathers.

The Unpopular Choice: It's Not What You Think

Everyone jumps straight to Goldbrand or maybe even Umbra. They shout about damage and enchantments. But are they really the best? I think not!

Those swords are powerful, sure. Flashy even. But let's be real, they lack something crucial.

Aesthetics Matter (Fight Me!)

Look, I spend hours customizing my character. Every piece of armor has to match. Do you think I'm going to wield some gaudy, mismatched blade? Absolutely not!

Goldbrand? Too shiny. Umbra? Too...spiky. My character deserves better.

So, what is my pick for best two-handed sword? Brace yourselves. It’s the simple, unassuming... Ebony Claymore.

Why the Ebony Claymore Reigns Supreme

Yes, you read that right. The humble Ebony Claymore. Don't laugh! Hear me out.

It’s got that classic sword look. Sleek, black, and undeniably cool. It screams "I'm a badass," without being obnoxious about it.

Think about it: it blends with almost any armor. Dark Brotherhood gear? Perfect. Knights of the White Stallion armor? Nailed it. Even some ridiculous, mismatched outfits somehow look decent with an Ebony Claymore.

Damage and Enchantments: We Can Fix That!

Alright, alright, I know what you're thinking. "But the damage! The enchantments!" Relax. We'll get there.

Oblivion's enchanting system is ridiculously powerful. You can slap whatever crazy enchantment you want on that Ebony Claymore.

Fire damage? Check. Soul Trap? You got it. Absorb Health until your character is practically immortal? Easy peasy.

And honestly, with decent Strength and Blade skills, the base damage is perfectly fine. Plus, remember those Fortify Blade potions?

The Joy of the Hunt (and a Little Cheese)

Finding an Ebony Claymore is an adventure in itself. It’s not just handed to you. You have to earn it.

Usually, you'll find them in the hands of high-level bandits or inside tough dungeons. That makes the reward that much sweeter.

Of course, you could always savescum a merchant. Wait for them to restock and hope they have one for sale. No judgment here. A little cheese never hurt anyone (except maybe the merchant's economy).

Unpopular Opinion, I Stand By It

I know, I know. This is a controversial take. People will argue for their Daedric this and their Glass that.

But consider the elegance. The versatility. The sheer coolness factor of a well-enchanted Ebony Claymore. Plus, let's not forget the satisfying thunk when you connect with an enemy.

So, the next time you’re playing Oblivion, give the Ebony Claymore a try. You might just be surprised. You might even agree with my (slightly) unpopular opinion.

Ultimately, it's about what makes the game the most enjoyable for you. And for me, that's cleaving through hordes of goblins with a stylish Ebony Claymore.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a bandit camp to raid. And I'm bringing my favorite sword.